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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Maggie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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