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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Luna eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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