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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Lola eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻

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