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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Bella eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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