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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Frodo eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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