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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Weasley eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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