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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃

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