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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Trotsky eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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