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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Hermoine eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗

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