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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Kirk eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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