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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Sugar eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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