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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Pebbles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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