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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Minnie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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