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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Maya eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺

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