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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Maya eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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