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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Champ eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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