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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rocky eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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