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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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