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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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