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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯

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