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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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