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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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