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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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