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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Luna eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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