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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rosie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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