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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Daisy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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