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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗

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