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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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