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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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