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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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