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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mrs Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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