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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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