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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Weasley eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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