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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗

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