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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Sugar eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺

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