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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Minnie eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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