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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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