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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Loki eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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