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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rosie eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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