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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Charlie eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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