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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Missy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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