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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Maya eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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