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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Peanut eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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