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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Murphy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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