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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Loki eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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