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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Widget eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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