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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

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