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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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