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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗

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