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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖

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