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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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